The Retired Menace
Probably right. Possibly high.
Retired veteran menace. Still taking notes.
Satire, travel scars, shipwreck detours, civic side-eye, and the occasional useful conclusion dragged out of the smoke.
Latest Dispatch
The conspiracy theories are getting more colourful Seventeen small earthquakes near Area 51 in 24 hours, and within minutes the internet did what the internet does best: took a geological event and strapped a
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The Endless Vale Incident and the Teabagging Shift (2023–2025) The Endless Vale Incident is widely regarded by community historians and Bungie
Work your whole life. Punch the clock, pay the bills, wait for “someday.” Someday finally shows up. You travel. You meet great
Over twenty years ago, I was involved in a serious conservation effort to film, document, and survey the wrecks of Hamilton and Scourge, resting in roughly 290 feet of freshwater near Hamilton, Ontario.
Internet Lost Its Mind
Unless you’re still hand-cranking a radio somewhere off-grid, you’ve probably noticed the world’s having another one of its “totally under control” moments. The
You follow the script. Work your whole life. Raise a kid. Pay the bank more than the house is worth. Keep your head down, keep moving
Old Scars
You follow the script. Work your whole life. Raise a kid. Pay the bank more than the house is worth. Keep your head down, keep moving forward—because that’s what you were built to do.
Open the scar tissue
Travel / Shipwrecks
Over twenty years ago, I was involved in a serious conservation effort to film, document, and survey the wrecks of Hamilton and Scourge, resting in roughly 290 feet of freshwater near Hamilton, Ontario.
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Quiet logo. Loud internal monologue.
For looking harmless while noticing everything.
The field version. Sweat, shade, and bad decisions nearby.