The Retired Menace
Probably right. Possibly high.
Retired veteran menace. Still taking notes.
Satire, travel scars, shipwreck detours, civic side-eye, and the occasional useful conclusion dragged out of the smoke.
Latest Dispatch
A family of raccoons reportedly infiltrated the A220 assembly plant near Montreal, climbed into an aircraft under construction, chewed wiring, and caused inspection delays while workers searched the jet for additional furry saboteurs. (Reuters)
Read the dispatchOutrage Brief
Canada continues proving that reality here is just a loosely supervised group project held together with duct tape, coffee, and pure confusion.
Canada is having one of those weeks where reality clearly got into the edibles
The Canadian Armed Forces cannot recruit people into a broken promise. If Canada wants young people to serve, it needs to restore trust, rebuild standards, and remember that people join a team — not a government branding exercise in boots
Internet Lost Its Mind
A 2026 Census envelope has allegedly been returned to Statistics Canada with “Return to Sender” written across the front and a handwritten message aimed at Mark
Some days the news cycle gives you war, politics, economics, and climate collapse. And then, like a raccoon wearing a tiny courtroom wig, it offers up
Old Scars
Some days the news cycle gives you war, politics, economics, and climate collapse. And then, like a raccoon wearing a tiny courtroom wig, it offers up a coyote swimming to Alcatraz, a teen charged over licking
Open the scar tissue
Travel / Shipwrecks
The Canadian Armed Forces cannot recruit people into a broken promise. If Canada wants young people to serve, it needs to restore trust, rebuild standards, and remember that people join a team — not a government branding exercise in boots
Read the field noteMenace Supply
Quiet logo. Loud internal monologue.
For looking harmless while noticing everything.
The field version. Sweat, shade, and bad decisions nearby.