The Retired Menace
Probably right. Possibly high.
Retired veteran menace. Still taking notes.
Satire, travel scars, shipwreck detours, civic side-eye, and the occasional useful conclusion dragged out of the smoke.
Latest Dispatch
SUBSCRIPTION HELL Everything Is A Subscription Now Remember when you bought something and then... ...owned it? That was nice. You bought a truck. You owned the truck. You bought a stereo. You owned the
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THE $400 GROCERY RUN In 1995 This Cart Cost $42. Today It Requires A Co-Signer. There was a time in America when
THE GREAT CONSTRUCTION MYSTERY Road Closed. Nobody Working. Every Canadian has driven past a construction site and witnessed: * 14 orange pylons * 6
I CAME HERE TO SHOP. NOW I WORK HERE. Remember when stores used to have cashiers? Good times. Now you walk into
Internet Lost Its Mind
🧨 Today's Feature The Raccoons Are Winning Humans spent millions creating: * raccoon-proof bins, * locking lids, * reinforced hinges, * municipal waste strategies. The raccoons responded with: "
Story #1 Man Attempts To Escape Police On Riding Lawn Mower "Freedom To Mow" A Saskatchewan man allegedly decided that if he was going
Old Scars
Story #1 Man Attempts To Escape Police On Riding Lawn Mower "Freedom To Mow" A Saskatchewan man allegedly decided that if he was going to flee police, he was going to do it the
Open the scar tissue
Travel / Shipwrecks
I CAME HERE TO SHOP. NOW I WORK HERE. Remember when stores used to have cashiers? Good times. Now you walk into a store to buy: * milk, * bread, * and a pack of batteries. Ten
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Quiet logo. Loud internal monologue.
For looking harmless while noticing everything.
The field version. Sweat, shade, and bad decisions nearby.